Riddles

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Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

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2.

What is the poorest bank in the world?

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What month do soldiers hate?

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What clothing is always sad?

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5.

Why is an empty purse always the same?

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What has four wheels and flies?

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7.

Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?

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8.

Why shouldn't you lose your temper?

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9.

What kind of running means walking?

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10.

What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator?

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11.

What can't be used unless broken?

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12.

What makes opening piano so hard?

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13.

What two words contain thousands of letters?

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14.

What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge?

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15.

What has nothing but a head and a tail?

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16.

Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye?

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17.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?

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18.

How do we know the ocean is friendly?

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19.

Why should we never ask balloons for advice?

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20.

What has three hands but only one face?

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21.

Which can move faster, heat of cold?

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22.

What weather do mice and rats fear?

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23.

Who always drives his customers away?

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24.

Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?

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25.

Why did banker keep looking up at the sky?

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26.

What is the longest word in the English language?

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27.

Why is the letter E so important?

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28.

Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?

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29.

What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?

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30.

What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone?

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31.

Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money?

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32.

Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?

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33.

Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?

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34.

What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don't?

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35.

What is higher without a head than with a head?

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36.

When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?

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37.

Where can you always find money?

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38.

"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's?

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39.

Why do fish live in water?

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40.

What kind of party do prisoners like?

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41.

Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?

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42.

What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?

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43.

Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?

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44.

What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?

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45.

What will make more noise in your house than a dog?

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