Riddles
| 1. | Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? |  | Answer: | ||||
| 2. | What is the poorest bank in the world? | Answer: | |||||
| 3. | What month do soldiers hate? | Answer: | |||||
| 4. | What clothing is always sad? | Answer: | |||||
| 5. | Why is an empty purse always the same? | Answer: | |||||
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| 6. | What has four wheels and flies? | Answer: | ||||
| 7. | Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? | Answer: | |||||
| 8. | Why shouldn't you lose your temper? | Answer: | |||||
| 9. | What kind of running means walking? | Answer: | |||||
| 10. | What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator? |
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| 11. | What can't be used unless broken? | Answer: | |||||
| 12. | What makes opening piano so hard? | Answer: | |||||
| 13. | What two words contain thousands of letters? | Answer: | |||||
| 14. | What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge? | Answer: | |||||
| 15. | What has nothing but a head and a tail? | Answer: | |||||
| 16. | Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye? | Answer: | |||||
| 17. | What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? | Answer: | |||||
| 18. | How do we know the ocean is friendly? | Answer: | |||||
| 19. | Why should we never ask balloons for advice? |
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| 20. | What has three hands but only one face? | Answer: | |||||
| 21. | Which can move faster, heat of cold? | Answer: | |||||
| 22. | What weather do mice and rats fear? | Answer: | |||||
| 23. | Who always drives his customers away? | Answer: | |||||
| 24. | Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one? | Answer: | |||||
| 25. | Why did banker keep looking up at the sky? | Answer: | |||||
| 26. | What is the longest word in the English language? | Answer: | |||||
| 27. | Why is the letter E so important? | Answer: | |||||
| 28. | Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship? | Answer: | |||||
| 29. | What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? | Answer: | |||||
| 30. | What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone? | Answer: | |||||
| 31. | Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money? | Answer: | |||||
| 32. | Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why? | Answer: | |||||
| 33. | Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? | Answer: | |||||
| 34. | What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don't? | Answer: | |||||
| 35. | What is higher without a head than with a head? | Answer: | |||||
| 36. | When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket? | Answer: | |||||
| 37. | Where can you always find money? | Answer: | |||||
| 38. | "Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's? | Answer: | |||||
| 39. | Why do fish live in water? | Answer: | |||||
| 40. | What kind of party do prisoners like? | Answer: | |||||
| 41. | Which has more legs, a cow or no cow? | Answer: | |||||
| 42. | What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty? | Answer: | |||||
| 43. | Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars? | Answer: | |||||
| 44. | What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars? | Answer: | |||||
| 45. | What will make more noise in your house than a dog? | Answer: | |||||
